Good Planning!!!!! Mom !

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an
examination, sighed and said, “I’ve some bad news. You
have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in
order.The woman was shocked, but managed to compose
herself and walk into the waiting room where her
daughter had been waiting.”Well daughter”, she said
“we women celebrate when things are good,
and we celebrate when things don’t go well. In this
case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. Let’s head to
the club and have a martini.”
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little
less somber.There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s
old friends,who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
impending end: “I have been diagnosed with AIDS.” The
friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had
a couple of more martinis.

After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned
over and whispered,”Momma, I thought you said you were
dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you
were dying of “AIDS.”

 The woman said, “I don’t want any of those bitches
sleeping with your father after I’m
gone.”